theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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