Well douche your snatch and let's go!
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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