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(407): View more from Florida

I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms

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(765): View more from Indiana

looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...

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(703): View more from Virginia

Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?

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(512): View more from Texas

Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.

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(585): View more from New York

Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.

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(206): View more from Washington

When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.

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