He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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