Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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