i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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