the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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