i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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