Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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