is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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