he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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