What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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