"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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