remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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