Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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