Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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