Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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