Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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