I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize