is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
This baby is an asshole
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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