if you like me you must not know who I am
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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