If i come over, it means nothing
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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