we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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