Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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