This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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