I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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