it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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