i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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