apparently the secret to your success is patron
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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