Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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