Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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