i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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