I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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