you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
bring money and cleavage
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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