I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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