We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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