Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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