I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i need some magic done to my vagina
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Help. Why am I so naked?
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