Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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