On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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