ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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