:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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