...so i touched it.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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