remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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