I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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