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what?
penguin condom
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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