woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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