I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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