I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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