hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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