I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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I'm sobbing to NWA
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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